There once was a man who many despised. They wanted to rid of him but it took twenty tries.
There once was a kingdom with a fierce but fair ruler.
For when the computer screen blinks into darkness, the streets are abandoned once more.
Run as fast as your feet will carry you.
Don’t make me say it twice.
It is The Boss’s rules and She does not play nice.
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